10 Things I Dislike About Me and 10 Things I Like About Me
We all like to make New Year's resolutions. But before I can, I need a list of what to work on what to leave alone (ie If it ain't broke don't fix it!).
Dislikes
10. I am physically impaired and I don't know if it is permanent
9. I am not as sharp as I used to be.
8. The causes of impairments previously mentioned has severely effected my short term memory
7. I am not as funny as I thought I was.
6. I have a disabling fear of heights (more to the point of ladders)
5. I am not fond of bugs (spiders are OK) but I admire their purposes
4. I hate financial matters and the stress they bring me.
3. I get angry too quickly
2. I am extraordinarily selfish
1. I lack so much faith even after God has proven to be faithful to me time and time again
Likes
10. I am not as fat as I used to be.
9. I have a good imagination
8. I still have an above average intelligence
7. I love to laugh and am first in line to laugh at myself
6. I am not judgemental.
5. Regardless of mileage, and how she or any one else views her, I am still in love with my wife and think of her as both beautiful and alluring
4. I love, admire, and am proud of all of my children and they love me too, even those who think they don't.
3. As many times as I fail, I still keep trying to be a better husband, father, son, and friend.
2. I am glad to be a man. I know that that is a sexist statement, but still.
1. I am born-again and redeemed through the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Dislikes
10. I am physically impaired and I don't know if it is permanent
9. I am not as sharp as I used to be.
8. The causes of impairments previously mentioned has severely effected my short term memory
7. I am not as funny as I thought I was.
6. I have a disabling fear of heights (more to the point of ladders)
5. I am not fond of bugs (spiders are OK) but I admire their purposes
4. I hate financial matters and the stress they bring me.
3. I get angry too quickly
2. I am extraordinarily selfish
1. I lack so much faith even after God has proven to be faithful to me time and time again
Likes
10. I am not as fat as I used to be.
9. I have a good imagination
8. I still have an above average intelligence
7. I love to laugh and am first in line to laugh at myself
6. I am not judgemental.
5. Regardless of mileage, and how she or any one else views her, I am still in love with my wife and think of her as both beautiful and alluring
4. I love, admire, and am proud of all of my children and they love me too, even those who think they don't.
3. As many times as I fail, I still keep trying to be a better husband, father, son, and friend.
2. I am glad to be a man. I know that that is a sexist statement, but still.
1. I am born-again and redeemed through the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
You are NOT extraordinarily selfish. You make me laugh every day!
ReplyDeleteNone of us are as sharp as we used to be. Welcome to middle age!
I love you.